Prisoners get opera-singing lessons and can rent out CDs to play in their cells - The Mirror

Jail chiefs think courses in opera may help would-be Pavarottis to go straight - but some sceptical insiders reckon many crooks would be better off with a kick up the arias

Stian Alexander

16:16, 10 Dec 2022Updated 16:16, 10 Dec 2022

Jailbirds who sing usually face a chorus of disapproval from fellow inmates.

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β€œSquealers” face rough justice if caught informing to prison bosses.

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But crooks may need a new word for the spies in their midst – because inmates are now being offered lessons in actual SINGING.

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Jail chiefs think courses in opera may help would-be Pavarottis to go straight. But sceptical insiders reckon many crooks would be better off with a kick up the arias.

One source said: β€œI’ve heard it all now. It’s meant to be a stay at His Majesty’s Pleasure – not the Royal Opera House.”

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The courses are being offered to inmates at category B HMP Thameside in South London. Prisoners can even rent out opera CDs to sing along to in their cells.

The scheme emerged in a report by the Independent Monitoring Board watchdog covering remote learning courses such as screenwriting, sports and novel writing, how to get published, and opera.

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The Serco-run prison previously taught about 20 inmates how to be horse whisperers.

A spokesman said: β€œWe bring in external support to provide a range of courses to help rehabilitation and reduce reoffending at no extra cost to the taxpayer.”

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