Jail chiefs think courses in opera may help would-be Pavarottis to go straight - but some sceptical insiders reckon many crooks would be better off with a kick up the arias
Stian Alexander
16:16, 10 Dec 2022Updated 16:16, 10 Dec 2022
Jailbirds who sing usually face a chorus of disapproval from fellow inmates.
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βSquealersβ face rough justice if caught informing to prison bosses.
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But crooks may need a new word for the spies in their midst β because inmates are now being offered lessons in actual SINGING.
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Jail chiefs think courses in opera may help would-be Pavarottis to go straight. But sceptical insiders reckon many crooks would be better off with a kick up the arias.
One source said: βIβve heard it all now. Itβs meant to be a stay at His Majestyβs Pleasure β not the Royal Opera House.β
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The courses are being offered to inmates at category B HMP Thameside in South London. Prisoners can even rent out opera CDs to sing along to in their cells.
The scheme emerged in a report by the Independent Monitoring Board watchdog covering remote learning courses such as screenwriting, sports and novel writing, how to get published, and opera.
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The Serco-run prison previously taught about 20 inmates how to be horse whisperers.
A spokesman said: βWe bring in external support to provide a range of courses to help rehabilitation and reduce reoffending at no extra cost to the taxpayer.β
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